Dutch Taco

What is Dutch Taco?


1.

When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.

"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"

"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"

See dutch oven, jelly doughnut, angry dragon, rusty trombone, dirty sanchez

2.

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

After hours of intercourse Samantha wouldn't climax until I finished her off with a Dutch Taco. She came so hard it was like sitting on a bidet.

See dutch oven, squirting, shit, vagina


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