What is Dvr?
1.
Diminished Vaginal Return-
noun. the act of consuming, portraying or exuding a characteristic that is unattractive or excessively feminine.
adjective. a quality that minimizes the possibility of the desired outcome for the evening leading to excessively tight/painful scrotum.
verb. consuming, portraying or exuding a characteristic that constitutes "dvr" label.
Kean ordered a blue martini or DVR drink, prompting his lovely little lady to put her knees closer together.
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2.
Dick Vagina Ratio. It's the ratio of dicks to vaginas. Often used to describe a party. A bad DVR will mean there is a lot of guys and no many girls, meaning it's a pickle party or sausage feast. If the the DVR is good, then there's just as many or more girls for guys at the party, hence a good party.
Hey, are you at the party? How's the DVR?
The DVR at the party last night was pretty good.
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3.
the fall of humanity
one day, those portable writable dvr discs will rule the world
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