Ea Games

What is Ea Games?


1.

EA Games (electronic assholes) is a horrible game company that if pure evil. They are trying to monopolize the gaming market, and since there games are so poor, they pump out tons of games each month. They put advertisment in videogames to make cash, and there watermark pisses off all the gamers. They don't even support there games much anymore.

EA Games is so stupid. They delayed Superman:Returns for months saying they delayed it so that the game can have the best quality for people. Ironic, that once it came out. The game got an F 4/10 on most gaming sites.

See failure, sucks, asshole, videogames, superman

2.

Monolithic games company which acquires talent instead of breeding it.

1. Responsible for shipping their games with crippling DRM.

2. Most of their games are souless cloneless advertising vehicles regurgitated at least once a year, every year.

1.

Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Spore on your new PC yet?

Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Red Alert 3 on your new PC yet?

Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

2.

Guy1 - Hey, fancy a game of FIFA2009?

Guy2 - Nah, how about FIFA2008?

Guy1 - I don't have that, how about FIFA2007?

See ea, drm, spore, fifa


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