Ear Funk

What is Ear Funk?


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The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.

Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.

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