What is Earsex?
1.
The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.
Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."
2.
*having sex in the ear*
No.
Hot guys.
EARSEX!
Everyone-"where"??
See
3.
A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.
J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.
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