Earsex

What is Earsex?

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"

Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

See you suck

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!

A: Where?

P: No way, total earfart.

J: Na uh.

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