Earsex

What is Earsex?

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"

Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

See you suck

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!

A: Where?

P: No way, total earfart.

J: Na uh.

Fuxom

1. fusty == feisty + lusty; fuxom == fusty + buxom. That broad is really fuxom. See feisty, lusty, buxom, fusty, broad..

Rister

1. Lee Shizzarp's little big sister Rister came home and said hi to Lee See Paco..

Matching Grass

1. a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed. dude wanna go match some grass..

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