What is East Haven?
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In a quick note, East Haven's girls are whores, guys have no balls, seniors control the town from 5AM to 11AM, and everyone thinks they make the best pasta sauce.
Wannabe Gangster from EH: Let's do it... meet me at the Green in an hour and we'll settle this.
Wannabe Gangster 2: Fine!
.... Later at the Green in East Haven, with 100's of civics lining the streets
Wannabe 1: You gonna do anything, or are we gonna wait for Officer Nick to come break this up?
Wannabe 2: Nah man, you might sue me. Besides, It took me an hour to do my hair all Gotti like this!
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where everyone is italian and knows everyone elses business. you can mlost likely find us at lowes , krawszers, wendys,the pavilion, seawall or a dunkin donuts parking lot. And no matter how much we say we hate our town no one really does.
wat other town has their own christmas song?
east haven kid 1: yo where is everyone goin tonight,.
east haven kid 2: man meet me at d.d. ill be there in like 10 mins then well go chill down at lowes yo.
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Growing up in east haven in the 1980's, I can only give a defintion of what it was like in that era: East Haven was a great town to grow up in, not much to do, but what town has more than parks, a bowling alley, a beach, and your local burger king, but east haven had some of the hottest girls around, every town has their local whores, and east haven was no different, With 95% of the population italian, you would be welcome at any one of your friends house on a sunday afternoon for a meal you would be sure to remember, Education was not a top priority in East Haven, that is why our rumble record is so good, no matter what part of east haven you are referring to...momauguin or main street or foxon, we were unstopable against surrounding cities, branford, new haven, west haven, wherever, it didn't matter because east haven had some of the toughest kids around, if we weren't hanging around and getting in trouble we were working out and messing around with our dirt bikes. To sum it up; East Haven is known for Italian families who respect one another, Excellent pizza and subs, Friends that you make in East Haven, you will have for a life time, and lastly...Beautiful women.
East Haven in the 1980's.
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a town that everybody hates on. Most are jealous because you have no sense of style and your mother doesn't love you. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in this town acts Italian (although who can blame them because Italians are awesome.) The BLOWOUT, originated in North Branford, do your homework. If you're going to insult us do it properly.
Hanging out a Club D&D or Lowes is always better than loitering around a house like a bunch of Porch Monkeys (i.e. Fair Haven, New Haven etc.) We spend money, because, shockingly, WE HAVE IT.
Does your town have an amazing soda company? Does it have it's own Christmas Song? Hi Hater.
and please, it's East Haven. if you're not from here, you're not allowed to call it Staven!
It's only okay when you talk ish about it when you live here.
North Branford Goon 1: What are we doing tonight?
North Branford Goon 2: I don't know, call some people from East Haven.
Sleazy Haven, Staven, E Staven, Easy Haven
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east haven is a little town that is a suburb of new haven. East Haven may seem like a heavy populated italian town, but a lot of the people from East Haven are wannabe Guidos with there blowouts and Armani Exchange shirts when they are really like polish. This high school's football team is pathetic even though there players think they are hot shit when they are little, not athletic guinneys who use football for another reason to tell girls on myspace how cool they are. Speaking of myspace, myspace is the center of some easties. Whether its the flashing Famous stars and straps backrounds or the Dior backround they love how they look on myspace. Easties take an average of 3.8 myspace profiles pictures a day with quotes saying something about how cool they are. The easties try to act ghetto with the whole "don't hate on me", when they dont understand that no one cares about them or there life. East Haven nights usually consists of "the crew hitting up the bowling alley" or "the gang chillen at the movies". Along with hitting up the movies the crew might drink some bud lights or smoke a doobie and think they are badasses. well thats a wrap on the pathetic east haven life
East Haven teenager: Hey baby, you wanna chill?
Girl: Uhmm i will chill with you once you take some of that makeup off and some of that gell out of your hair because im afraid to get stabbed with your blowout.
Eastie: Fine bitch i'll just some some more weed wit my crew you.
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okay i live here and im saying this:
a heavy populated italian town near new haven, ct ( i swear im the only non italian )
the girls are whores with huge ass noses and dress like they weigh nothing too bad their fatass italians
the guys have no balls and are wannabees at everything, theres wanna be gangsters, skaters, emos, rockers, and everything
the football team is horrible, they suck at basketball, and hockey (this year anyway) baseball and softball are normally okay i guess..
in other words this town sucks balls you would never want to live here.
me: i hate living here
east haven slut: oh hey (insert my name here) did you know that Mike and I did it last night?
me: oh wow Amanda too bad you are only 13
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