Easy Bake Oven Edit Meaning

1.

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!

"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"

See easy bake, bake, easy, oven

2.

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"

They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

See broho, slut, loosey goosey

3.

A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.

My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.

See easy bake oven

4.

1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.

2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.

3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.

3. ASS!!!

1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!

-Lay off the laxatives, man.

2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.

3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!

-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.

See shite, fecal matter

5.

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.

Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!

See easy, bake, oven, fuck, outside, facial

6.

dana keovongsa. someone who gets her muffin buttered frequently. also known as a "baker".

a: so i hooked up with a girl last night and i don't remember who.

b: oh, i bet it was an "easy bake oven".

a: i think i got taken advantage of.

b: dude, you got "baked".

See easy bake, oven

7.

a person who gets baked off of weed very fast and easy

Sarah is such an easy bake oven, she only had 2 tokes and shes already tripping out!

See stonned, baked, high, weed, pot