What is Egg On My Face?
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Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a
nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a
hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
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