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ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)
Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis...
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Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.
You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!
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Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.
Randalph: "Hey, what ya been do..