What is Eat N' Park?
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Restaurant that serves mediocre food, has greeters that SIT PEOPLE AT DIRTY TABLES (a health code violation), and stays open 24 hours so the drunks can come in and raise hell.
Eat n' Park's a good hangout for trailer trash.
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A place to go when you want quality service with a smile. Serves smilie cookies on request, and where large tatted men make eye contact while alluding to bunny eating in illicit contexts. Great date spot.
"You must really dig that chick, you took her to Eat n' Park"
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