Eatin Is Cheatin

What is Eatin Is Cheatin?


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A redneck phrase that is used to correct persons who think oral sex is not cheating on a spouse or significant other. Ususally associated with a man performing oral on a woman, but there are other variations that we can all imagine.

Made famous by a call to EITM from Richmond VA. If you dont know what EITM is, then smell my face!!

Billy Brett: I heard you ate out betty sue last night.

One-armed Jimmy: Hey man, dont say that so loud, Norma Jean is in the next room ...dont you know EATIN IS CHEATIN!

See eating out, cunnilingus, carpet munching, smell my face


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