Eatin Is Cheatin

What is Eatin Is Cheatin?


1.

A redneck phrase that is used to correct persons who think oral sex is not cheating on a spouse or significant other. Ususally associated with a man performing oral on a woman, but there are other variations that we can all imagine.

Made famous by a call to EITM from Richmond VA. If you dont know what EITM is, then smell my face!!

Billy Brett: I heard you ate out betty sue last night.

One-armed Jimmy: Hey man, dont say that so loud, Norma Jean is in the next room ...dont you know EATIN IS CHEATIN!

See eating out, cunnilingus, carpet munching, smell my face


18

Random Words:

1. having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort. it's a wel..
1. The most delicious sauce in the world. Burgar King charges you extra for it if you don't buy the chicken tenders Sheep, honey must..
1. when a man ejaculates in his condom and then takes it off and slaps the girl in the face with it. Frank was banging his girlfriend and ..