Eats Cookie Dough

What is Eats Cookie Dough?

A term used for masturbation when one can't bear to say the word

person A. I bet she eats cookie dough all the time

Person B. Which One?

A. The Girl in the Pink

B. The Fatty?!?! Dam i would rather not think about it.

See masturbate, fat, cookies

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