Ed Niemczyk

What is Ed Niemczyk?

a turd burglar; one who pilfers the fecal matter of others.

Before I had a chance to flush, Ed Niemczyk dove in my toilet head first and came up with a huge nugget like he was bobbin for apples.

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Ziplock

1. a ziplock is slang for a body bag. put him in a ziplock 2. When the skin of one's sexual extremity gets caught in his zipper. I..

Garg The Smeg

1. The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it. I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulat..

Obamobile

1. The only vehicle that you can afford to own while President Obama is in office. Beat up old car you purchased on Craigslist after losin..

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