What is Edquist?
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An edquist is a type of person ranging from 200-500 pounds give or take. Usually slightly hairy especially on upper lip. Usually seen hiding within shrubs or bushes and have been known to pounce at random moments. Nuitrients include butter, humans, and goats. If caught within a 20 foot radius of an edquist you will be eaten.
Wow did you hear what happened to Fred? He was 20 feet away from an edquist and it ate him whole!
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