Effective Monday

What is Effective Monday?


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When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

See monday, vacation, labor day


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