Effective Monday

What is Effective Monday?


1.

When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

See monday, vacation, labor day


7

Random Words:

1. Shanghai Chinese for "Mother Fucking Bastard". (My Chinese wife taught me this one) That guy in the Asian meat market is club..
1. ROTFLSFHICLSMRN is an acronym standing for "Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Fucking Hard I Could Literally Shit Myself Right Now.&..
1. Kimbo Slice is a 32 year-old Miami, Florida based underground boxer and street fighter. He has appeared in three full length bare-knuckl..