Egg Bound

What is Egg Bound?

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To be fecally challenged. Descriptive of the unfortunate condition of constipation wherein the normally simple task of crowning the turtles headbecomes a sisyphean struggle.

I'm sorry I can't copme to the phone right now, but I over indulged myself at the dukes buffet last night, I'm affraid I'm totally fucking egg bound

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