What is Eggpants?
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The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
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Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...
Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.
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One sick and twisted way to have sex.
Devon totally gnarf n'arf-ed that dude. What a freak!..
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To Tea Bag someone after dunking one's nuts in a toilet.
I gave Heidi the ol' New Orleans Tea Bag.
That's gross man.
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one who picks their own ass or anothers, Jessie Jackson sticking his ass picking nose where it don't belong.
stinking with finger ..