What is Eggpants?
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The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
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Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...
Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.
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The utter essence of monotone.
If car-assembling robots could speak, they'd sound like him.
"You have less verbal expression..
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sort of like flippin gay but is easier on the tongur and sounds better
wot u doin ya flittin gee?..
