Eggpants

What is Eggpants?

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.

"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."

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Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...

Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.

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