What is Eggshell Skirt?
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A man usually middle aged with a severely receded hair line leaving only the hair on the side of his head therefor resembling a skirt around is head.
One day you've got a great future a great job and a lush head of hair next thing you know your 46 single living in your parents basement heating up a hot pocket for breakfast with an eggshell skirt.
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A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian va..