Eggshell Skirt

What is Eggshell Skirt?


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A man usually middle aged with a severely receded hair line leaving only the hair on the side of his head therefor resembling a skirt around is head.

One day you've got a great future a great job and a lush head of hair next thing you know your 46 single living in your parents basement heating up a hot pocket for breakfast with an eggshell skirt.


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