Eharmony Match

What is Eharmony Match?

When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.

person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.

person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.

See ugly, homely, heinous, hideous

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