Retard Change

What is Retard Change?


1.

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

See currency, money, retard, dollar


83

Random Words:

1. 1. a girl who is extraordinarily bitchy. 2. a girl who is extra-ordinarily bitchy. 3. a girl who is so fat, when she moves, it seem..
1. zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer im getting a zzub from this dip...
1. The process of skimming money from the register of a company that you own. I was burbanking and made a hundred bucks today at the sub s..