What is Einstein's *very* Special Theory Of Relativity?
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An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.
"God does mmph play mppphhh."
"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"
-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.
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