What is El Diablo Negro?
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The fictional character created by me at the school of A-Tech. He is a black man with super powers. Hey Im serious. He has the ability to run at super speeds, jump at super hights, and turn invisible when he goes into a shadow.
Hes not racist, he's just here to kick some badguy bootay! Note Im black.
Me: I wrote a paper on El Diablo Negro! He's my fictional super hero!
English Teacher: What?!?! You're goin to the dean!
Me: But El Diablo Negro is a hero!!!