El Fontez Edit Meaning

1. What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's. I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment fro..

1. A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer. Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his b..

1. a males discharge that is usually a little more sticky than usual Awehhh shit you done filled up my penis pump with apricot jelly! I o..