El Fontez Edit Meaning

1. A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty i..

1. The line on a males taint where if he was to be a female there would be a juicy sweaty pink pussy. "ahhhhh, I sharted and got a sh..

1. The moderately successful attempt to gain national recognition by either beating the ever-loving tar out of one of your preselected fri..