El Fontez Edit Meaning

1. Zeffie is a newb who likes to smoke the ksharp tool. Last time he was let around a male gym, you couldn't pry him away with a crowb..

1. A vitamin so elusive it's found in the subtle recesses of the alphabet... Also the secret ingredient used to make gatorade, clones ..

1. A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude ..