What is El Gweiro?
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A term rapidly becoming mainstream (in the south east of England) to describe a young (usually immature) male who is obsessed with anal sex to the point that others suspect him of being homosexual. Such people often have a rather large collection of questionable hats which only adds to others' suspicions.
"I can't believe that all he wanted to do was stick it in my arse. He must be a right el gweiro!!"
"Any 'straight' man who likes bum fun more than cunny love MUST be an el gweiro"
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A term rapidly becoming mainstream (in the south east of England) to describe a young (usually immature) male who is obsessed with anal sex to the point that others suspect him of being homosexual. Such people often have a rather large collection of questionable hats which only adds to others' suspicions.
"I can't believe that all he wanted to do was stick it in my arse. He must be a right el gweiro!!"
"Any 'straight' man who likes bum fun more than cunny love MUST be an el gweiro"
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El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) is the alter ego bestowed upon He who is James Weir. El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) was fist 'born' in 2002. This is His first and only known coming, Son of Gary, Grandson of John, He walks the Earth erradicating Evil from this plane.
Born with the ability to walk through shadows, El Gweiro is also known as Shadow Passer, or Dalk Walker. It is believed that He is born from a Demon Lineage dating back to the times of Major Weir who was burnt at the stake for witch craft. It is noted that Major Weir made a pact with the Devil, and in turn received a staff bestowed with powers. Witnesses reported that at his (Major Weir's) burning, the staff reacted to his body, engulfing and falling as did Major Weir.
El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) has saved us all again. Praise Him in the Highest
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