El P Edit Meaning

1. The amount of pies you will have sex with, even if only half of them taste good. "If you have 37 pies, and half of them taste good..

1. Someone who masturbates a lot. My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat. See T 2. Someone who mastur..

1. Anyone who listens to black metal, death metal; speed metal; thrash metal; or any form of metal for ironic reasons, or because they find..