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What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me of..
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Mahogany, ebony, teak, woody, boner, hard-on, erection, stiffy, sport wood, pop up, Woodrow.
"I popped a Major Chubby in class the..
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The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.
I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars..
