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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..
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A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.
I'm going to park my fun scud in your love..