Elbis

What is Elbis?

Elvis:

Man who jumps out of airplane wearing tight lycra wedgie-tugging suit with supersized sideburns.

A chick was walking down Las Vegas strip when an Elvis with a bad 'chute landed straight on her face.

Layed

1. When a chip (Lays Potato Chip or Other) is thrown at someone. You got Layed, man! That chip hit you right in the FACE! See chip, face,..

Slas

1. that huge ass vein that connects your beanbag to your yogurt slinger "sarah, dont chomp on my slas when i teabag you"..

Splattered Tomato

1. when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse. "i was having sex last night and suddenly my g..

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