What is Eldonko?
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It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)
A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.
Unicorns are so out...I want an ElDonko.
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Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.
When my girlfriend acts bad I give he..
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The uncanny ability to rip ass all mourning long, after a night of drinking Narragansett Beer.
i.e. Could also include several heavy bo..
