Electric Lettuce

What is Electric Lettuce?


1.

Some of the best herb you'll ever find.

Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.

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2.

Wrestler: Electric Lettuce

Real Name: William Edward Kennedy

Birthday: July 24th, 1989

Homestate: New Jersey

Marital Status: Taken

Height & Weight: 5'11" - 188 lbs

Trained by: Jon-Bo

Debut: March 2003

Previous Gimmicks: Blizzard

Finishing Move: Lettuce Driver, and The Crunchy Salad

Favorite Moves: Salad Shooter,

Running Spear, Fist drop, anything that kills and/or dominates-maims.

Notable Feuds: Nutsack Hemorrhage, and Randy Marsh

Notable Alliances: Dan Hibiki, Nutsack Hemorrhage, Butt Savage, Triple H, HBK, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Nightwolf.

Titles Held: All Except Lightheavyweight, Tag Titles, Big Money, Million Dollar, and Womens.

Quotes: "I like my salad how I like my concrete", and "I Own You"

The Electric Lettuce just dominated THE YETAAY!! with The Crunchy salad.

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3.

Slang for Marijuana.

Man I got fucked up on electric lettuce last night.


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