Electric Monk

What is Electric Monk?


1.

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"

"Tell it to the electric monk."

See god, religion, monk, robot, android, belief


32

Random Words:

1. a surname for a person of polish decent. most spell the name differently, but in this case, there are 2 i's and 2 e's. anybod..
1. someone who doesnt use their spacebar, or if their spacebar is broken. and they talk with no spaces between their words. Scenekid: like..
1. A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and littl..