Electric Monk

What is Electric Monk?


1.

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"

"Tell it to the electric monk."

See god, religion, monk, robot, android, belief


32

Random Words:

1. Rüştü Reçber (born May 10, 1973 in Korkuteli, Antalya) is a Turkish football goalkeeper, who is currently with Beşiktaş JK. Rüştü is a v..
1. 1) A way of describing an amazing girl who has changed your life in so many ways. 2) A synonym for someone you are incapable of not lov..
1. The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them..