What is Electronic Arts?
1.
A facist organization who's sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. They spend most of there free time in small rooms selling the goods they captured from banned
Hey, i know how we can make money, lets sell in game items to players! We'll be rich! who cares about fair and balanced gaming. If you give us money you can compensate for laziness!
2.
A bunch of wankers who produce buggy/laggy/shit/poorly-coded games and make loads of money from it.
"Challenge EVERYTHING"
3.
Company that produces sub-par games and uses hip, cool advertising to sell these shitty games. Constantly rehashes games year in and year out due to the fact that the EA brand sells the games themselves.
Did you buy NBA Live 2004? Nah man, that's a shitty Electronic Arts game.
4.
A company trying to take over the world of gaming. They have rights to the NFL, and have bought companies and franchises only to degrade them.
We must destroy Electronic Arts before it grabs Nintendo!
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5.
A video game company that has even more money then god himself.
Is that god borrowing 20 bucks from EA?
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6.
A crappy videogame company who's only good games were the old Medal of Honor games and Dead Space.
But then again, they combined too much Doom and Resident Evil in Dead Space to the point where some people never wanted to buy it.
Hey Joe, wanna go get Battlefield: Bad Company?
Nope.
Why not?
EA made it.
Oh. How about Mercenaries 2?
Nope.
Why not?
EA made it.
Oh. How about the Godfather II?
Nope.
Why not?
Because fucking EA made it!!!!
Screw Electronic Arts.
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