What is Elephant Fisting?
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An act of
Named because it looks like when someone is birthing an elephant baby, and they have to really reach in there to get it.
Zac: Beth's playing hard to get, how can I get her to notice me?
Joe: Why don't you give her a bit of the old elephant fisting?
Zac: Nah we've already done that, and all it got me was a wink and a brown stain up to my shoulders.
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