Elephantium Edit Meaning

1. A young lady always up for a shag. dirty skank. Get off me ye damp yoke. See slapper, slag, slut, skank, bike..

1. When said by a woman, to urinate. I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank. See blow ballast, pee, piss, urinate, take a leak..

1. to masturbate, to perform sexual acts with one's self... usually involves a cucumber or a well lubricated pet gerbil... "Hey ..