Elevator Shotgun

What is Elevator Shotgun?

In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.

After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.

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