What is Elf Club?
1.
A group of the most pretty useful peeps in the world, their intentions are to be the most pretty race (and the succeed), picking flowers (can't argue with that), playin the women and planting trees (cause the hoomans chopem down); funny pride; superior; helpful and loved by everyone
Vitaz would have to be the most pretty and useful elf in the
elf club
2.
A band of dedicated faggots, their intentions lie in screwing men in the anus, picking flowers, and not liking womens; penis eaters; fackin cack suckers; anus treasure pirates; wang lickers
The Elf Club consists of fags, homosexuals,penis lickers, and Strongsad.
Random Words:
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To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.
Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check i..
