Elfish Edit Meaning

1. A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris. Specifically: (a) The so..

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1. A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella. The other night I was yearning for some ..