Eli Porter

What is Eli Porter?


1.

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

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2.

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:

"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"

"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"

and widely considered his Magnum Opus:

"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

See eli, porter, envy, rap, battle


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