Elijah

What is Elijah?


1.

The term used to identify a hot guy. With a nice body.

Woah! He is so Elijah!

See elijah, fine, hot, sexy

2.

the first name

a) of a hobbit,

b) a catholic prophet,

c) the representative of the seventh district of maryland,

d) the first name of the rock-socksiest boy around.

a) Elijah blinked his large blue eyes and shook his curly hair.

b) Elijah preached to many.

c) Gee, Elijah proposed a whizz-bang of a bill in Congress yesterday.

d) Elijah is so cute, he makes me want to cuddle him like a giraffe.

See wood, prophet, congress, lover, Jaya

3.

The hottest smexiest guy in the world who u should love to death, always defending you and loving you and wont never use you. best bf ever! loves guitars,skateboards and tin foil.

omg hes such an elijah! run its elijahs girl and she looks mad! i love elijah. elijah is not a dick infection lol.

See elijah, sexy, lover, hot, awesome

4.

A handsome, cute, and sexy guy who is looking for a real relationship.

That Elijah is looking for something deeper than a fling.

See elijah, sexy, relationship, fling, handsome

5.

The most charming, adorable, and sweet guy you will ever meet. An Elijah is EXTREMELY good in bed and dates girls, and has friends with benefits. If you don't have an Elijah in your life, get one!

"Purrrr, I just fucked that Elijah last night!"

"Aww girl don't cry, you need an Elijah!"

See elijah, sexy, cute, sweet, amazing

6.

Old Testament Prophet, invoked primarily at Passover;

(Wood) Over-rated, odd looking actor in LOTR trilogy;

NY jazz saxophone prodigy.

By Elijah, I'd rather listen to Elijah play jazz than watch Elijah look blank for an entire movie!

See passover, prophets, jazz, saxophone

7.

A penis infection causing the head of the penis to grotesquely exert a yellow puff of gas. May contaminate people within the immediate vicinity with the G.A.Y disease. (Gassy Anal Yeast)

oh no! doctor, he has the ELIJAH disease.... please tell everyone to do not breathe in the penis gas and to cover their anals...

See elijah, disease, alijah, gross, puss, yeast


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