Eliteguard Edit Meaning

1. A hot chick who is lactose intollerant. "Jenny always gets soy lattes" "Yeah, she is such a lactart" See lactart,..

1. the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue i cleaned her douche bag after she used it..

1. The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and..