Mas-ter-bating Edit Meaning

1. A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex. Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie? Guy 2: No way dude! Guy 1: Haha..

1. When a whole bunch of asian/albino kids all have names that rhyme. Me: Damn, them asians is all Timjimkim's! Derek: Shit! You rig..

1. Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D. Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire. RIP Jimmy Jo..