What is Tmp?
1.
1n be summed up in 2 words: Ownage Machine
2.Gun that noobs think is weak
1.P1:I weild the ownage machin!
P2:Oh you mean the TMP?
2.Omfg wtf h4x wtf he kild me w/ teh tmp wtf wat a h4x0r tmp si teh suk!
2.
Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol. One of the best submachine guns in Counter-Strike. Too many underestimate it though, which is sad, becuase thanks to it's rate of fire, it's very easy to get headshots with it.
*** TMPM45742k4 killed -={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3 with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3^ with a headshot from tmp ***
-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: OMFG
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3: are you g*y?
TMPM45742k4: STFU tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5
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3.
An extremely powerfull weapon cablable of killing anything in its path. Many people try to use the TMP, but fail misserably.
Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno
Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP.
The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights.
DE_DUST2:
Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP.
Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B.
Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites.
Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD.
Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn.
Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites
SK: GG
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4.
A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.
TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.
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5.
Touch My Penis
or in Spanish, Toca Me la Penga
It is multi-lingual.
This came from a conversation about abbreviations such as IDK, OMG etc... thus TMP was born.
TMP has already spread widely through out Houston and we hope it continues to do so. Young and old all appreciate the TMP.
OMG, TMP! What are you doing 2nite? IDK TMP?
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6.
TMP is teh l33t 3char :P
haah
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7.
the
manhattan
project
those punk/ska fucks from seymour,ct.
you know what band really brings the rock?
who?
tmp.
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