Elixar Edit Meaning

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

1. While receiving head, you ejaculate onto her face. Then you deficate onto a copy of the "New York Times". You then proceed to ..

1. The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds. My daughter ..