What is Elks?
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'Watering Hole' for Saint George Locals. Dress it up or dress it down, it's the 'Neutral Groud' for hippies, white trash, 'Wanna-be Gansta's' and those of us who just want to get our grove on. Only open on Thursday night it has become a 'breeding ground' for 'Thirsty Thursday' worshipers.
Receptionist hungover @ front desk Friday morning. . . . 'I went to Elks lastnight!'
Random Words:
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Any relationship where the other party could care less if their partner drives a Honda Accord Ex or a Cl65 Amg.
A Honda Accord romance..
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To get screwed. To draw the shortest Straw.
Sohal got bamboozeled when the cop pulled him over for going 5 miles over the posted spee..