What is Elks?
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'Watering Hole' for Saint George Locals. Dress it up or dress it down, it's the 'Neutral Groud' for hippies, white trash, 'Wanna-be Gansta's' and those of us who just want to get our grove on. Only open on Thursday night it has become a 'breeding ground' for 'Thirsty Thursday' worshipers.
Receptionist hungover @ front desk Friday morning. . . . 'I went to Elks lastnight!'
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What that man-purse wearing Jack Bauer from the tv show 24 says a lot when confronting bad guys.
Jack: I'M A FEDERAL AGENT! LOWER ..
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Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.
Also a ph..
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A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been tex..
