Elks

What is Elks?


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'Watering Hole' for Saint George Locals. Dress it up or dress it down, it's the 'Neutral Groud' for hippies, white trash, 'Wanna-be Gansta's' and those of us who just want to get our grove on. Only open on Thursday night it has become a 'breeding ground' for 'Thirsty Thursday' worshipers.

Receptionist hungover @ front desk Friday morning. . . . 'I went to Elks lastnight!'


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