What is Elkton?
1.
a town (if you can call it that) in maryland where the idea of expanding consists of a new trailor home development. usually a manure scent can be detected while driving down the 40 mile one lane road that is travelled daily by the residents. the highlight of the town is a mega walmart where a various assortment of mullets (both male+female) can be found
i drove 2 hours to elkton while jamming to sweet home alabama in my pick up truck
2.
a town (if you can call it that) in maryland, where their defination of expanding is a new trailor development. usually a manure scent is detectable while driving down the 40 mile back road to acess the town. only positive aspect would be the mega wal-mart, and various assortment of mullets you can find there
i drove 3 hours to get to elkton as i blared sweet home alabama in my pick up truck
3.
once a small town, backwoods area, it is now a breeding ground for wannabe "straight up g's." also known as e-town by those wanna be g's, it is very up-and-coming. while it will never be a true city, it has recently gotten a super wal-mart and a chili's!!!! but no matter what, when it comes down to it, elkton sucks.
Let's go to elkton today.
See
