What is Elkview Eyepatch?
1.
when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.
I gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a bitch.
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2.
when someone is sleeping, you shit in her/his hand. You tickle the eye lid and when they rub the eye, it results in a eyepatch.
While my girl was sleeping, I gave her an elkview eyepatch.
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