Elkview Eyepatch

What is Elkview Eyepatch?


1.

when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.

I gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a bitch.

See eyepatch, sleep, shit, eye

2.

when someone is sleeping, you shit in her/his hand. You tickle the eye lid and when they rub the eye, it results in a eyepatch.

While my girl was sleeping, I gave her an elkview eyepatch.

See eyepatch, shit, hand, eye


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