Ellen Crab

What is Ellen Crab?


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18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.

the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.

spanish man: your face looks much better.

hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!

*shows*

spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!

(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)

See ellen, crab, sunburn, red


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