What is Ellen Crab?
1.
18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
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