What is Elliott Murtaugh?
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1. He is NOT in a punk band.
2. He has nice teeth.
3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.
4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."
5. Knows "the move."
6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)
7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him
8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.
9. An honor student.
10. Has like 7 siblings.
Bobby: I'm going out with your daughter tonight.
Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?
Bobby: Yea, drumsss
Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?
Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?
Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school
Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...
What an Elliott Murtaugh.
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