What is Emerson?
1.
Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.
Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.
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2.
A woman with large breasts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emerson.
Emerson who?
Emerson nice titties!
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3.
Any bloke who has excelled at things, life in particular
wow, look at that emerson in the nice car, you can tell he's winning at life
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4.
a cesspool in bergen county, nj
I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.
