What is Emo Alphabet?
1.
A is for Alone; and always complaining how you are just that.
B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do.
C is for Crying.
D is for Dyed Black Hair.
E is for Emotion; and exaggerating every one you have.
F is for FLOORPUNCH!!!
G is for Glasses; preferably thick black rims.
H is for Heartbreak. boo hoo.
I is for the Intense Pain you feel from your unrequited love.
J is for Jilted Lover.
K is for Kissing; and whining about how you aren't doing it.
L is for Labeling yourself.
M is for Mood swings.
N is for Never having any friends who care about you.
O is for "Old Man Pants".
P is for "Picked Last in Gym Class"; and other cliches of the sort.
Q is for Questiong your self worth.
R is for Remembering the times when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S is for Sweaters.
T is for Thrift stores.
U is for Underdeveloped Muscles; because you have to be out of shape, one way or another, to be emo.
V is for Veganism.
W is for Whining about how everything is so terrible, and your parents that make six figures can't buy you the love that you want.
X is for X-Girlfriends, and talking about the pain that they bring you.
Y is for Your miserable existance.
Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.
You wanna try being emo? Read the emo alphabet.
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2.
A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason.
B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.
C is for Clone; they are all alike.
D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.
E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.
F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.
G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.
H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.
I is for I; because that is all they think about.
J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.
K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.
L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.
M is for Myspace; because otherwise they would have no friends.
N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.
O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.
P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.
Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.
R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.
S is for Scars; up and down their arms.
T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.
U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are.
V is for Virgin; no reason at all...
W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more.
X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel.
Y is for Youth; among many things wasted.
Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
Dick: ...Want, X-acto, Youth, and Zero.
Jane: What was that song you were singing, Dick?
Dick: It is the emo alphabet, from our book "Emo With Dick and Jane."
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3.
A is for Alone, emos are known for this, but sometimes its just to go free of problems and sway with the music.
B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.
C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.
D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.
E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.
F is for fuckers, all of those people who call all emos 'Gay cutters' Get your facts straight kids.
G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!
H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O
I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.
J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.
K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!
L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.
M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not gay or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.
N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.
O is for only you. If you date one of these rare boys, it is a rare occurence if they cheat.
P is for paper heart. It takes alot for one of these guys to trust a girl, if that girl hurts him, you can almost hear the shredder coming out.
Q is for quest. These boys know their goal in life, and they go toward it.
R is for rain. Rain plays a big part- often they write poems when it rains. Also, their beautiful hair looks perfect in the rain.
S is for she. There are also such a thing as emo girls, some people don't understand.
T is for true. Forget Rihanna and her songs for a moment people. Emos are very true, and loyal. Kindof like a trustworthy dog. O_o
U is for unknown. Most of the 'real emos' are unknown, as there are way too many posers out there.
V is for Vishue, and many other bands that you never heard of. These boys find the unknown, and they treasure it.
W is for Why. Why yet another label? And where. Where did it all start?
X is for XXX. Emos make a new much more modern and better definition for XXX.
Y is yum. Just... yum.
Z is for (as 'panic at the gay bar' said) Zooming in with their camera, because they are a talented photographer who always has the perfect balancing shots.
Person 1 (one of the many 'fuckers'): Oh my god! Look, that guy has shaggy hair! {aka 'emo' hair} He writes lame poetry and cuts his wrists and cries all the time.
Person 2: Dude, your stereotyping again...Read the emo alphabet...
Person 3: *runs up to 'emo' and joins many other girls* Ohmigawd! Your like, so like, totally hawt! Will you go out with me?
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4.
1. A moderately amusing joke on emos, although reinforcing pointless stereotypes.
2. An unskillfully concealed desperate attempt to get laid.
See other definitions for both examples of "emo alphabet".
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