Emo "metal"

What is Emo "metal"?


1.

A non existent genre of music

It is physically and musically IMPOSSIBLE to mix Emo and Metal

See Corb

2.

No mater what you think, this does not exist.

emotive hardcore (yes it falls within the realms of punk-rock... that is to say D.I.Y. punk rock) cannot be mixed with metal because of the totally different ethos that surrounds the two.

boy 1 in bad metalcore/grind t-shirt - "that atreyu are proper emo "metal""

boy 2 in nice braid /texas is the reason /hot water music /quicksand /dag nasty t-shirt - "oh, fuck off would you? thats just bad metal"

See punk rock, punk, emo, emotive hardcore, daft

3.

It's probably not Metal or Emo.

Atreyu fan: ATREYU IS THE BEST EMO "METAL" BAND!

Someone who knows anything about Emo or Metal: Uhh...

See atreyu, emo, emo metal, metal, screamo

4.

There is no term in existance. The two genres of music are mutually exclusive of each other. Metal revels in sex, drugs, violence and death. Emo on the other had cringes and cries in a corner at such ideas.

It's either Metal or Emo, not both.

You are thinking of PostHardcore, or just plain EMO, you fucking idiot!

Dude: Fuck I love SLAYER!

Emo: Umm...why do they have to sing about such evil things and like it? Why can't Emo "Metal"have some kick ass music like this but without the evil and violence? It makes me want to cry...(whines)

Dude: Because, pussy, there is no such thing! No one in their right mind would even think about that bullshit! Get the fuck out of my McDonalds...

(Kicks the shit out of the emo loser)

See emo, idiot, loser, confused

5.

As we all know, this is just a contradictio interminis meaning that the substantif itself excludes the adjective

Because metal is supposed to have texts about the end of the world, the devil, death and decay, and be happy about all off this.

Emo just cry by even thinking about this stuff, and are never happy.

Birth is always painful, Decaying in the womb trapped within this body

A bleeding human tomb gutted bitch lies dead emptied of the child

chewing on the cords its life line to this world afterbirth is flowing

The stench is overwhelming

My body, growing stronger, my pain turns to torture

Severing its bloodline

A butchered infant carcass

Meat from the unborn, the freshest kills

Chopped up children bathing in blood

Contoured and festering I rot in disgust

Re-generation of my body

Mother ripped apart

Smashing in her face

My knife cutting holes, fucking her remains

Esophogus carved out

Crushing cartilage

Bile oozing from punctures in your liver

Riping meat within

Chewing in intestine

Bladder spurting urine, sight of defecation now grow infection

The child ripped to shreads

Drinking its excretions

Zombification ejaculation over mutilation

On the Mothers body hacked into pieces

The sludges from my cock gives her life once again

Sewing the remains of the child deep within her

Reborn through evil

My torture known throughout Hell

Heed to his calling, the demons await my next kill

Carnage is my fetish

Body cavities scraped of guts

Brains seeping from cracks as my axe continues to hack

Just imagine this for an Emo crowd ... Emo "metal" should be related to this if it would exist ...

See emo, metal, contradiction, lie

6.

Emo "metal" is most commonly referred to as Screamo or Post-Hardcore.

It is a blend of guitar "riffs" usually written in a minor key to give a strong emotional feeling, heavy screaming vocals, and beautiful (sometimes harmonized) melodic vocal patterns, all intricately orchestrated to sound beautifully dark, usually melodic, and always catchy. Emo-Metal is what happens when metal bands get tired of being poor and want to make money. It is essentially metal's attempt at entering the mainstream.(and uranium hardly ever plays anything remotely close to emo-metal.)Bands, such as UNDERoath or Beloved(R.I.P), have perfected the style with others closely following their lead.

Examples of Emo "metal" include

UNDERoath, Beloved, alexisonfire, Blindside(somewhat), Chevelle(somewhat), Dead Poetic, Emery, Every Time I Die (the new stuff), From Autumn to Ashes, Haste the Day(the new stuff), Poison the Well(one of the pioneers), Protest the Hero, The Refused(definitely a pioneer), Saosin, Thrice(the older stuff).

If you're interested...

Top Emo-Metal(Screamo)(Post-Hardcore)

Album Band

Define The Great Line --------------- UNDERoath

Failure On -------------------------- Beloved

The Weeks End ----------------------- Emery

New Medicines ----------------------- Dead Poetic

Tear From the Red-------------------- Poison the Well

Saosin------------------------------- Saosin

Artist in the Ambulance-------------- Thrice

So there... It Does Exist. And F*** YOU!!! If you say otherwise.

See screamo, emo-metal, post hardcore, emo-core, melodic hardcore

7.

A kind of heavy metal music that is much heavier than anything up to date. Typically it goes on at tempos not slower than 210 - 220 Bpm with ultra distorted guitars tuned at least 3 tones downwards (6th string at G#) pounding complicated sixteenth note riffs on the first four frets of the two last strings, the bassist usually plays all in 32nd notes in double-slapping fashion and is usually tuned even lower (6th string as much as the E 1 octave downwards) doubled by a synth wich plays in unison 2 octaves below, the bassists also tend to use very large speakers (18 to 45 inches) driven by two or more tube amps plugged in series (the output of one in the input of the other for added power) those said amps are no less than 2500 watts in power. The drums are simply huge, they span at least four bass drums (two doubles), in the case of more bass drums it is not uncommon that the drummer is assisted by additionnal drummers usually one by pair of double bass drum. The additional drummers pass the entire gig lying on the floor with a pedal in each feet and hand. Sometimes, if the set asks for it, these additional drummers are assigned to operate an additional snare with their mouth, also this serves the purpose of making them concentrate more on their set since their mouth is filled with the snare drum stick and they cannot talk or complain. The same Additionnal drummer principle goes for snares and toms. The main drummer is to operate no more than 24 (two times the number of apostles) toms and snares. every additional drummer assigned to toms and snares is hung above their set and beats it with sticks attached to both his hands feet hips mouths and ears (to preserve from talking whining about their conditions and hearing damage). Everybody in the band sings, this task is hardwired in the members by having wireless microphnes implanted in them. Those microphnes are emitting constantly so even if the member does not want to sing he still produces at least nearby organ sounds that add to the delicate texture of the music.

Celine Dion and Cthulu Adorning Someday, Flatt Scrubb and Shine, Kick that bastard in the Schnolles until he Vomits, The Piping Plan, Christine's World, Semestrial Implants, Wuthering Heights, Lucid landrover Special, Cultivating Doorknobs Suspiciously, Vagina Haywire and Hairy Posthumous Penny, Pepsi in a Paper Glass, Anxious Button Fly Baseball, etc etc These are all great Emo "metal" bands, there are a lot greater unknown ones that dont get as much press coverage but are promised, if not to be as big as any of the above, at least to acquire an underground legendary status for decades to come.

See emo, bass, sex, guitar, hip hop, woman, pussy, free, drum, metal, money, blonde, ass, pics, video


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